If you lived through the Seventies, you survived Nehru jackets, madras plaid, bell bottoms, macrame and tie dye.
Then you were subjected to disco, qiana (the fabric, not the model) and mile-high hair. But that's a discussion for a different day.
Back to the '70's, perhaps the lamest pick-up line of all time is, "What's your sign?"
In astrology, how the stars aligned at the moment of your birth defines who you are and who you will become. (And, by extension, who you are compatible with).
There is the zodiac based on 12 constellations:
|Sun signs of the Southern Hemisphereby Alice Portman|
The Chinese zodiac based on which year you were born:
|Answers the age-old question:|
"If you were a Tree,
What wood you be?"
All divided by the elements, earth, wind, fire...
And water. (Oops, got side-tracked again!)
We like this Nerd zodiac:
Or this emoji one:
So, do tell: What IS YOUR sign? Show us your twinchies!
Send images of your artwork to email@example.com by 2PM Arizona time, Tuesday, March 22, 2016. [N.B. Arizona does not observe daylight savings time, so you have an extra hour now!] We'll post the responses later the same day.
Come back next week and see the signs!