Have you closed a zipper today? On a pair of jeans, perhaps, or a purse?
We have too many sleeping bags that have yards of zipper closures....there are Zip-loc baggies that hold our potato chips (otherwise known as "crisps.") and sandwiches for lunch.
Otherwise, we have buttons and hooks and Velcro to hold things together.
But if you're Dr. Evil:
Which quickly brings us to:
Or something like this:
However you perceive a zipper, show us your twinchies! Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org by 2 PM, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 and we'll share them with the world!